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Post by Logo (The Horrorshow Freak) on Mar 2, 2014 13:40:50 GMT
So what'd did the dollar bill name his son? Buck! (Yes that is an actual joke I wrote for my first open mic night a couple years back) Anyway, welcome! This is for all the comedic writers to post their horrible or great one liners or stand up routines to show the world. I'll be posting some here as well since I'm going to be doing an open mic night in the summer. Anyway, enjoy!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2014 8:28:13 GMT
If that's what you're bringing to the table, don't post in here.
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Post by Logo (The Horrorshow Freak) on Mar 3, 2014 10:05:09 GMT
Aw you don't like my dollar bill joke?
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Mar 3, 2014 10:07:50 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2014 10:07:50 GMT
It reminds me of a joke one of my best friends wrote.
A $20 bill walks into a massage parlor. The masseuse asks, "What's wrong?" The bill replies, "Lately, I've just been two tens."
Get it? Two tens, too tense?
Yeah, I didn't laugh either.
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Post by Logo (The Horrorshow Freak) on Mar 3, 2014 10:17:06 GMT
I did laugh. How dare you insult my kind of jokes. Haha
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Mar 3, 2014 10:24:40 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2014 10:24:40 GMT
Honestly, I laughed too. Especially since that's how he said he was going to open up his best man speech for our mutual friend's wedding.
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Post by Logo (The Horrorshow Freak) on Mar 3, 2014 10:26:55 GMT
Really? How'd that fare over?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2014 10:29:39 GMT
He chickened out.
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Post by Logo (The Horrorshow Freak) on Mar 3, 2014 10:35:00 GMT
Haha!!
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