Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2014 6:13:53 GMT
In this thread, I will put any one-off jokes I have. To kick it off, here's the joke Logo requested:
Being a dad really changes your life. I used to only have to worry where my sperm fell, but now I've got to raise that sperm. Hold that sperm. Change that sperms diapers. Feed that sperm. Eventually send that sperm off to kindergarten and help that sperm with its math. Sent that sperm to high school. And, hopefully, one day be there when he settles down with a nice ovary. Or another sperm; I'm progressive.
Being a dad really changes your life. I used to only have to worry where my sperm fell, but now I've got to raise that sperm. Hold that sperm. Change that sperms diapers. Feed that sperm. Eventually send that sperm off to kindergarten and help that sperm with its math. Sent that sperm to high school. And, hopefully, one day be there when he settles down with a nice ovary. Or another sperm; I'm progressive.